Zach once burnt his thumb on the iron. When he came and told me I asked him how he had done it and he said he burnt it on the iron. Of course I asked him why he was using the iron and he replied "I was warming up my underwear"- Mom

"Hold your tacos" "Hold your nachos" "Drop it like it's hot"-Alexander Family

"I'm going to have a high heel party and I'm going to be the Queen"-Sisters/Mom

As Zach became more dependent on me to help him walk I would help him stand up and we would hold each other by the arms while facing each other. We would pretend we were dancing as we went from one place in the house to another. Just dancing.- Mom

"Why do girls butts go up and down and up and down"-Mom

In reference to boobs "they're just filled with air"-Sisters/Mom